AISubs v3.7
I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it!
I cut my hair the other day
and it turned out to be terrible hair
like cutting a carpet or cutting a dog's hair
- That's what Morisan said - Yeah
But...
what was it? What did he say instead of "protein"?
- Treatment - Treatment, right?
- Yeah - Yeah
For real?
You're terrible at that level
- He said that treatment would make a difference - Yeah
So I bought a pretty good one
- But in the end, it's made for everyone - Yeah
I thought that if it wasn't for me, I wouldn't be able to take care of my hair
So I asked a member who knows me well to make me a shampoo
- and I think it's the best cuticle shampoo ever - Yeah, that's right
So I'd like you all to make me a shampoo
- For real? - For real!
I'm sick of you guys making me shampoos
You're just trying to make it popular
Even though there are three types of shampoo,
- I have to take in the worst one, right? - Yeah
- From that perspective, it's like a punishment game - LOL
So whoever made me the worst shampoo
and whoever came in 3rd place, please use the shampoo you made for me
- You're dirty! - That's a manufacturing responsibility
- Yeah, you can't make it - Hey!
Wait, wait, wait!
- Okay, I'll wait - Okay
Thank you!
(Making shampoo)
Basically, if we say we can do it,
- we can actually do it, right? - Yeah, that's right
I looked it up and it's the best shampoo you can make, right?
- Yeah - It's really popular
- Can I explain it briefly? - Sure
First of all, my concept is
I'm going to use green tea cuticle shampoo to get rid of the smell of my own skin
- I see - Oh, that's good
The foam part is soap
- Tea soap - Oh, green tea soap
If you rub it down and dissolve it,
it's kind of luxurious, isn't it?
- It's romantic - If you rub it down and dissolve it, you'll feel like you're in Miami
- What? - Since you're in a good condition right now,
- be careful not to dissolve it - I won't
But if you try it at least once...
When you wash your hair with soap,
- it becomes squeaky clean - A little bit
I thought you'd all know about this, but it's a slimy ingredient
- I didn't know that! - It's an essence and a powder
I thought it was really simple, so I thought I'd add it
- There's something that makes you feel good, right? - Yes
- It's kakka oil - Kakka oil
It's said that just adding a few drops of it will make you feel cool, so I'm going to add all of it
- I was thinking of organic shampoo - Botanist, botanist
- It's like a botanist
- I wanted to use this - Ah, honey - Ah, there it is
- I wanted to use this - It looks like sesame oil at first glance
- Yes, and it's actually sesame oil - That's too bad!
- No, you used it for cooking! - I used it for cooking
- You mix it with water - One by one
- You mix it, and it smells good, so you add basil - Why?!
- It's for cooking! - I know! I thought it was for cooking!
- It makes it more delicious - Honey is also used in Brazilian wax guns, so...
- It's a purified ingredient - Ah, I see
- It's a purified ingredient, so you add water and this - Ah, here it is!
- I bought it! - You bought it?! Isn't it too big?!
- What is it?! - Why is it so big?!
- Then you mix it well and...I was like, "Why?" - Why?!
- It's a little adverse, you know... so I used this for cleaning
- Here it is! - Wait, what is it?!
- Don...penis! - ...ion shower I used for last
- What?! You use shampoo? - Shampoo and drugs
- You're such a celebrity. - So I'm going to ask a super celebrity to do the bathrobe for me, and then I'm going to take a bath.
I see.
I want to make sure the shampoo smells good.
Oh, I see.
So here's what we're going to do today.
Here's the laundry list.
What is this? Is it for making slime?
Well, it looks like shampoo.
This is the base.
And next...
Wait a minute!
Do you know what you're making?
You're using slime, aren't you?
No, no, no.
It's shampoo.
You're using slime?
No, it's shampoo.
Yeah, we're going to use slime to make slime.
Yeah, I think we can do it.
We need slime to make slime hard.
By the way, what color do you want for your slime?
If you're making slime, you're going to use colors, right?
Yes.
I'm not making slime.
Okay, I'm going to use colors.
Shichimi-togarashi.
Shichimi-togarashi and...
You lose.
What are you doing?
I did it!
If you don't put it in, pores will open and dead skin cells will come out.
Because you're sweating.
That's right.
Why?
It's no good.
I've never seen it before.
Shampoo?
No, slime.
Oh, no.
Shampoo.
It's like a gold-gold-cold ice cream.
Ah, but I like this tea.
This is...
Almond soy milk.
It's like making ice cream.
It's like making crushed ice cream.
This is...
Ah!
This is bad.
It looks painful.
This is...
Oh!
Ah!
This is bad.
It's like kimchi.
Right? It's like a woman making kimchi.
Oh!
Ah!
Shall we go over there?
Let's go over there and get Tetsuya-kun's ball.
Okay.
Okay, hurry up!
Okay!
Hello, Japanese people.
Huh? It's different.
Oh!
What do you think?
I'm a champonist.
I'm a soapless made in Okazaki.
Oh, you're a soapless champonist.
That's right, I'm a soapland.
Hahaha!
I've never heard of it.
That's right, you're a soapland.
First of all, take it all off. Take it all off.
Don't you think it's a little fried bread?
It's like a normal hard boiled rice.
It's normal.
Yeah.
Hey, you're an idiot!
You're an idiot!
Shibata-san is going to bring us the shampoo we made and Shibata-san is going to do it for us.
What should we do? Please choose one, two or three.
Let's choose two.
Okay.
This is the second shampoo.
Please explain about it.
You idiot!
What is this color?
It's too thick.
This is how it looks like.
Wow!
Are you going to try it without saying anything?
Is it necessary for me to say anything?
Oh, it stinks!
No, no, no!
I think about it all the time, but I can't leave it in a place like this!
It's definitely negative.
But you look happy, Shibayu.
It's Shibayu, right? I can't hold it.
I see, I see.
Aim at his head!
The meeting is over.
No!
Oh, come on!
Your hair is crazy!
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
This is the second shampoo.
The green one.
Wow!
It smells strong.
Wow!
It's really thick.
Wow!
What is this?
It's getting used to it.
It's Shibayu!
Wow!
The cuticle...
Oh, wow!
It was so rough, but it's getting used to it.
It does feel like a good shampoo.
Wow, it's heavy!
My hands hurt!
It hurts!
It hurts like wasabi!
It hurts!
Let me go!
There's shampoo hair in it!
Ouch! Ouch!
Shut up! I'm talking!
I'm going to use hair oil.
Wow!
One hair at a time.
Am I an idiot?
But it's really refreshing here.
Right? It feels really good.
People around you feel really good.
You're in good health.
I see.
It would be nice if you could stand outside.
My hair is all over the place.
It's crazy!
I see.
I've been fooled by the lotion.
Which one do you want? Number one or number three?
I'm scared, so I'll go with number one.
I'll go with number one.
Spoon?
Huh? Is this a shakku?
It's not like you're going to scoop up natto or anything like that, is it?
You're really smart.
Do you want some curry?
Curry? I might need some curry.
I'm going to use regular flovia.
Do you want some curry?
What is it?
Ouch!
You!
Why?!
Ouch!
Don't "ouch" me!
We're good friends!
It smells good.
I see.
Is it food?
Shall we go?
Yes, Mr. Shampoo Man.
Shower, shower, shower.
It smells good.
It feels like a little hard shampoo.
Like an ogre.
Do you want some more?
Just a little more.
Wow.
It feels pretty good now.
Yes.
Can I flush it out for now?
Shall we flush it out?
Yes.
Let's flush it out!
Yes.
I'm flushing it out!
What?
I'm going to flush it out.
Do you know how to flush it out?
Yes, I do.
Oh my gosh!
What? What? What?
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I want to die!
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a bottle. Give me a bottle.
This is Chopard.
Don Perignon!
Don Perignon. Don Perignon.
I'll wash you with Don Perignon.
Is it Don Perignon?
Yes. It stinks.
Doesn't it stink?
Isn't it terrible?
I think it's normal.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Did you enjoy drinking it? Did you enjoy tasting it?
Well, it's true that you're wearing Don Perignon.
Your performance may be good.
I can't do it very well.
Well, shall we move on to shampoo number three?
Yes, yes.
Number three is scary.
Shampoo number three is here.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey!
Don't hide it! Let's hide it!
This is definitely red pepper!
Wow!
It's slime!
Hurry up and put it on your head!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Thank you! Thank you!
Wow!
It's wet!
Let it blend in well.
You should close your eyes.
Wow! It's heavy and itchy!
Hey!
No, wait!
Hold your neck!
Shampoo!
Ouch!
Shampoo!
Help me!
Ouch!
And the winner is...
Donbe!
Oh!
I wanted to eat this when I was young,
but I didn't like the texture of paper.
I see.
I feel the same after using this good shampoo.
I see.
And the one who made this shampoo is...
Toshimichi-san!
Great!
Let's announce the second place.
Which is the third shampoo?
Donbe is...
the 10th shampoo!
I see.
And the one who made this shampoo is...
Shime-san!
[We're going to show you how it's done in this video, so please watch it until the end if you haven't watched it yet!]
IDIOT!
Hahaha!
Oh no, I'm going to break it!
It hurts so much!
Oh no, my eyes!
Where did you get it from?
Your eyes are red!
It hurts so much right now!
This is the worst!
I see.
And so, I was the second tea shampoo.
Well, well, well...
It was gentle, but my hair was a little messed up.
Yeah, it's because you're using soap, so the main ingredient is...
Yeah.
Soap is a little too strong for washing.
I see.
It doesn't go with your hair.
Your acting is simply the worst.
Hahaha!
And so, Tetsuya-san, you know, your own hair smells too bad, so you wanted me to make you a new shampoo.
What did you think of it?
Well, you know...
I was pushed back to the salon, you know?
Yeah.
I thought, "This is good enough."
Hahaha!
You're the winner, Mori-san.
Hahaha!
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Bye-bye!